Dickochet

The technical term used to describe the failure of one man to Cock Block another.

Dude tried to Cock Block him, but it totally Dickocheted.

by RyzKinno September 8, 2015

Dickroach

This can be either a penis on a cockroach or a human with a cockroach for a penis.

Joseph: Wow, I don't know what happened but this morning I awoke with a Dickroach.

by Moviethunder96 June 1, 2018

Dicktocracy

Dicktocracy - A democratic system of government that is headed by a dickhead.

The USA and Australian government are ruled by dicktocracy

by Dismayedbaker October 18, 2018

Dickadouche

When someone is being so much of a dick or a douchebag that the only way to describe it is to call them a dickadouche.

Chloe's nephew was being such a brat that she called him a dickadouche

by Noremac6201 February 16, 2019

dicktachment

Where you’re able get the D while detaching emotionally from the person it’s attached to. Used when you have the feels but they’re still playin.

I caught feels for Dudebro; I am needing some dicktachment.

by TheBadWolf July 14, 2023

dicktocrat

Autocrat who uses the levers of government to undermine a democracy.

Donald Trump and Viktor Orban are dicktocrats of the first order.

by Ampersand Troykosnitch December 30, 2023