Dickmanship

How well a man can use his dick for pleasure.

1: Last night, she just was not into fucking at all, man. She just wanted me to eat her pussy all night!

2: Dude, you need to work on your Dickmanship, pronto!

1: For the, what the fuck?

2: You know, work on your moves, get some technique down with your pole...

by krho November 3, 2009

Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019

Dickmania

When you have uncontrolled thoughts and dreams of penis's all the time. Usually this person is straight but for some reasons can't stop thinking of bbc

Dad, I think I'm gay, I'm suffering from dickmania.

by Sexyshmexy March 28, 2017

dicksmashing

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010