dicksucker

The mouth of a girl who's running her mouth all the goddamn day long

I opened the newspaper and there was Madonna again, running her dicksucker and talking shit about her new album

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Dicksie Tricks

Funny tricks that a woman can perform with an erect penis.

Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!

Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

Dickslexick

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.

Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

Dickscluded

When, as a woman, you are surrounded by men talking about sexual things you can not relate to.

Bob: I freaking love getting blowjobs
Rick: man me too
Shellie: feeling a little dickscluded over here guys

by MazelTozz January 25, 2017

Dicksslexic

Accidental texting or posting of dick pics to the wrong number or DM.

Oh shit. I can't beleive I just texted/posted that dick pic to (1: my auto mechanic)(2: the Stop Sexual Harassment Now DM on Twitter). What the hell, I must be Dicksslexic.

by MajorHole June 14, 2017

Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020

dickpickle

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult

As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “

by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021