dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.

I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.

by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023

dickfacious

It's like telling someone to eat a bowl of dick's discreetly, or that they like sound as if they have a dick in their mouth. ie: telling someone to eat a dick.

"Someone saying something to you that you take offensive or feel disrespected by"... Hey man did your girlfriend suddenly become your mom? "RESPONSE" Nah man, but you sure are dickfacious.

by anatomy.of.a.stranger October 14, 2023

Dickfling

Its like when you get snot on your hand and you fling your hand but instead there’s cum on your penis and you fling it off

Last night he gave her the old Dickfling after she made him cum

by OutlawRacer December 31, 2024

Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually

Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him

by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025

spinning dickflick

Whenever you make a girl hold her head off the bed, hold you dick to the side, jump up and turn around, and whenever you get to her face, let go of your dick and let it slap her

What's that on your face Janet?
Oh Jerry hit me with the spinning dickflick

by The Lorde Lyte Skin May 4, 2018