dickblast

When you’re having sex and decide to suddenly ram your dick into your partner’s asshole unannounced.

That bear Jerry met on Grindr dickblasted him so hard he developed anal fissures.

by Toob Boob June 14, 2020

Dickfish

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.

A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.

by Karthief July 28, 2011

Dickfish

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.

Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.

by legendaryaura February 26, 2020

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dickfisher

An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.

Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.

by Miss Emma Leigh December 27, 2009

dicksmash

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005