dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

Dicklapper

A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.

Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!

by Mydicksbigger March 22, 2021

dicklapse

when a chick in recovery relapses emotionally because she got into a relationship too earlier.

Brenda was acting all weird at this AA meeting. I heard she had dicklapse with gary.

by GucciBandanaCallMeTonyMontana October 10, 2022

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022