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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
mugGet the The Hickey Dickeymug.

dickey Dreyfus

Pulling a sickle and then coming down with said ailment
by Steo4442 September 21, 2022
mugGet the dickey Dreyfusmug.

Dickey

An Annoying little bitch ass brother but sometimes he’s the sweetest person in the room he often cries when he doesn’t get his way and is a HUGE tattletale also is most commonly found as a middle child
Friend- why are you in trouble

Ava- my brother dickey cried when i didn’t let him watch tv
by AvaSynclair May 20, 2022
mugGet the Dickeymug.

Dickey-Doo

A way to describe what a mans genitals are capable of achieving
My tongue may not be he best but baby hang on tight I'm about to show you what my Dickey-Doo
by DPeirce June 1, 2016
mugGet the Dickey-Doomug.

dickey

hee-haw - mack,lucas,and nadia
the dickey said hee-haw
by 🐐?! October 12, 2018
mugGet the dickeymug.

dickey

A hickey that has been strategically placed near or on a phallus.
Yo Conoly, I heard you got a dickey last night.
by Parzival 57 September 9, 2018
mugGet the dickeymug.

The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
mugGet the The Hickey Dickeymug.

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