drunkblocking

When your friend is so drunk that you have to stay relatively sober / not give into the drunkness to take care of them.

E.g. I wanted to get fucking bamboozled but Vivian was drunkblocking me.

by WillGreggs November 16, 2018

Sims drunk

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019

Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

by msand419 October 20, 2012

dick drunk

After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.

Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.

In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".

I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.

Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug

by ReoB October 1, 2015

drunk goggles

The eyesight you have when one is drunk. Which leads your inhibitions to be lower and one you wouldn't normally be attracted to looks real good.

Dang Maggie, you looked so much better last night when I had my drunk goggles on!

by Princess Parneet February 13, 2009

Fuck as drunk

"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.

"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."

by Zephyr135 November 27, 2011