Dexter

A cute dairy farmer that talks slow as fuck with a long cock and he is not afraid to helicopter that bitch. He also has a brother that eats steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Enters the loft:

Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"

Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"

by Pooper34 March 28, 2019

Dexter

To feel or be like a god.

I'm feeling Dexter today.

by dexterisyummy January 19, 2021

Dexter

Slang for dextromethorphan.

*How much* dexter did that guy drink?

by D.Psychosis November 24, 2006

Dextered

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.

Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.

by Bbwayne December 7, 2012

Dexter

A very talented man, with a very unique taste in music. Typically you'll find him at Walmart stalking the shelves

He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,

I wish you dexter

by Memziers May 31, 2016

Dexter

One who is texting while drinking. A drunken texter.

I have totally ruined our friendship, sorry that I'm such a Dexter!

by ookoy March 8, 2011

Dexter

Dexter is such a hoe and he always calls people slags

“Jesus Dexter is such a prick”

by Dexterisahoe December 30, 2018