A cute dairy farmer that talks slow as fuck with a long cock and he is not afraid to helicopter that bitch. He also has a brother that eats steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Enters the loft:
Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"
Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"
Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"
Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"
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He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,
He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,
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