A cute dairy farmer that talks slow as fuck with a long cock and he is not afraid to helicopter that bitch. He also has a brother that eats steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Enters the loft:
Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"
Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"
Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"
Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"
by Pooper34 March 29, 2019
Dexter is a very cool guy who has coolness
he has VERY good taste in girls and is very respectful. Dexter is unproblematic and has a good sense of humour. Most likely has good hair!
<3
he has VERY good taste in girls and is very respectful. Dexter is unproblematic and has a good sense of humour. Most likely has good hair!
<3
by i<3tangoiceblasts July 25, 2021
Slang for dextromethorphan.
by D.Psychosis November 25, 2006
Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.
by Bbwayne December 03, 2012
A very talented man, with a very unique taste in music. Typically you'll find him at Walmart stalking the shelves
He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,
He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,
by Memziers May 31, 2016
by ookoy February 22, 2011
by Dexterisahoe December 30, 2018