Derrick

Derrick is a top tier human being. He’s absolutely adorable and super romantic. He’s the type of guy who would slow dance with you at night under a street light or take you to a national forest you can watch the sunset and look at the stars together. He’s the definition of boyfriend material. He’s got a eye for spotting beautiful things and it’s pretty much guaranteed that he’ll stop to take pictures of them. He’ll make you feel super comfortable and secure and give you a million kisses. He’s super thoughtful and consistently puts in effort for people he cares about. He’s got the most pure energy and not seeing him for a few days will feel like way too long. The best part about him isn’t even all the sweet things he’ll do for you, it’s who he is as a person.

Omg I scored myself a Derrick! Thank you universe!

by Jazzysizzle November 24, 2021

Wilburing Device

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!

Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?

by Wrighty January 15, 2006

Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

Derick

the cutest boy in the entire world worth giving the entire world to and for. there is nothing is no one better.

"I love Derick with all my heart." "Derick is the love of my life."

by shadowcloneaxb March 6, 2009

Devicious

The word sounds a bit cunning and cleverlish. So,an explanation would be that a person acts like they are one way, but in actuality they have an underlying motive and quietly and sneakily put their scheme into action in order to get what they want by any means. They do not act in the open it is done with craftiness and cunning.

He acted deviciously in organising the party.

by Srtk August 22, 2014

Generic Derrick

The boyfriend of an attractive girl that you wanna hate but really, he's a great guy.

Chet: Yo man, that girl is hot as the devils dick.
Brett: Don't bother... she's got a boyfriend.
Chet: Whatta fucking asshole. He must literally be the scum of the earth.
(enter boyfriend presenting girl with an assortment of truffles)
Brett: I don't know... he seems like a Generic Derrick.

by pumpkinescobar1 July 23, 2011

electronic device

What ur on right now

I’m on a electronic device

by WildFireVance30 June 8, 2018