Deucemax

An extremely powerful laxative. Where other laxatives boast to be "Gently Effective," Deucemax is "Ruthlessly Efficient." Rectal bleeding is a sign that the drug is working.

Me and a bunch of friends took the Deucemax Challenge. We all lost.

by Speed Dub January 16, 2008

Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.

Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.

by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009

Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

Super Deuce

A bowel movement of epic proportions.

See Deuce

This morning, I dropped a super deuce that clogged the toilet.

by DowntownCB May 18, 2010

mouth deuce

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

by ADKat8 June 30, 2010

drop a deuce

pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"

I just dropped a massive deuce in the urinal.

by Diego February 8, 2004

dropping a deuce

quite simply, taking a shit.

Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.

by thickage July 4, 2005