Despacito

Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments

Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi

by Pootman0 December 14, 2018

Despacito 8

Far better than despacito 7

Mary: despacito 7 is better than despacito 8
Jane: Shut the fuck up Mary

by Partykiller June 18, 2018

despacito syndrome

When you listen a song first time, and you don't like. For fun, you listen it over and over and it grows into that you like that song.

I got a despacito syndrome with this song...

by lscwithL October 20, 2017

Despacito-ism

A process through which the most beautiful and divine music in the omniverse may be created. Developed in the 21st century by Shaggy, Daddy Yankee, and Luis Fonsi. Despacito-ism requires an obscene quantity of sacrifices to Shaggy the creator of the omniverse. All hail Shaggy.

PERSON 1, A FOOL: "Despacito-ism isn't worth it! There is too much loss of human life and not enough reward!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"

by CenkUygur6969 February 6, 2019

Despacito backwards

its not despacito, not yespacito, but oticapseD.

oticapseD is Despacito backwards.

by loloxDlmaorofl May 26, 2021

Despacito

If you get despacitoed then you get f**king despacitoed.

Donny you will get despacitoed

by Willsooty June 5, 2018

Despacito

The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.

"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"

by PandaLance July 28, 2018