Definitions by PandaLance

Despacito 

The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.

"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"

Despacito by PandaLance July 28, 2018