Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.

Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl

by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019

Derpersayo

an account made solely for the purpose of owning the terrible that guy sebi

p1: "have you seen that derpersayo guy? he totally fucking rekt that guy sebi"
p2: "Slap My Ass"

by logitechmouse August 17, 2018

desperapist

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.

Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!

by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010

Derpetrator

Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.

"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."

"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."

"I hate Tom with a burning passion."

by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011

Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.

Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

desperate for that coin

being really desperate for something, usually money. like showing up at work right when your paycheque is ready.

you can’t hang with us cuz you have to work?? damn bitch you’re desperate for that coin.

by knappers May 28, 2023

derpression

What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.

Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(

Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.

by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010