Depresso Expresso

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.

"I'm depresso Expresso *sad face*"

by Jello.mke23 July 08, 2022

Depresso

The name given to the often multiple espressos you consume in an attempt to pull yourself out of bed after a depressive episode in order to face the world. Effects usually take a short time to kick in which can fortunately be used in order to take care of some of the shit you’ve been ignoring before starting to feel a lot better and clearer mentally :D

Hey man have you seen Jeff recently?

Not really? I don’t think I’ve seen him out of his room…

Haha drop him off a can of depresso from the fridge and he’ll be out in no time!

by Dyyyllll August 04, 2022

depresso

When the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf makes your espresso wrong on purpose because they are just that evil. You now have do deal with a salty espresso because they kicked you out.

I hate this Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf location! They made my order wrong. Guess I have to deal with this depresso :(

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 24, 2022

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 02, 2020

depresso

an espresso coffee that instead of making you energized you feel like crap and wanna crawl in a hole and sleep forever

i just drank 3 depresso's man i dont think ima make it

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020