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Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
by Blackflys October 15, 2017
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Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
by Blackflys October 14, 2017
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Humpty Dumpty

Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)
That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!
by creality March 5, 2020
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Humpty Dumpty

"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
by sheeeeeeesh_ May 3, 2021
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Humpty Dumpty

-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.

-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."

"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
by ririequinox May 4, 2021
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National Humpty Dumpty Day

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty
by KF842 December 4, 2021
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Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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