Deekism

A joke/insult or statement that makes little or no sense to the current conversation, often completely out of context and can leave the listener confused or perplexed but usually in fits of laughter..

Person: "Deeks why are you always in the library.."
Deeks: "Sure maaaaaate i'll be there in 5 mins..."
Person: "What?"
Deeks: "haha..."
Person: "classic deekism"

by joshikins July 4, 2009

Desking

The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.

Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!

by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013

dewski

A nice friendly way to refer to our favorite caffeinated beverage.

Anyone else up for a dewski?

by Cedric Collins January 20, 2004

Deskie

A "deskie" is a healthy and totally normal social behavior in which a person covertly crawls under a friend's desk, waits around for a few moments pretending that they're in a tiny secret fort, and then does something to alert said friend to the fact that there is someone hiding there under the desk, thereby startling said friend.

My friend Jordan seemed stressed out and depressed today, so I gave him a deskie.

by ubergeist September 9, 2016

Deskie

a photograph of your desk and all of it's paraphernalia, which shows parts of your personality, usually shared on social media using the hashtag "#Deskie".

I loved your deskie on Instagram yesterday, that pink fluffy pen totally fit your personality.

by Liz Drakon May 20, 2016

devski

An evolution of the word 'devo'; a colloquial expression derived from 'devastated'. A bogan accent is used for full effect.

"Hell sad school's over aye, hell gonna cry, 'n shit."
"Aww, devski."

by Mrs Ford December 10, 2007

Deskicle

Compound of the two words "desk" and "cubicle". A work cubicle or desk that feels much like a prison.

Every day I slave away at my deskicle makin' money for a white man.

I hate the way everyone can see how I'm on Facebook all day long at my deskicle.

Our office is so cheap they can't afford cubicles; all we get is 2 walls and a deskicle.

by BitterBethy April 16, 2009