A decade ago

meaning a decade or more ago.
A long time ago. Times have changed, today is not a decade ago.

A decade ago were much simpler times.

I use to bully that person over there, a decade ago. Now, I believe she could beat my ass.

by MrWonderful February 18, 2013

What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.

by GolfMaven May 2, 2006

deoderant

noun: The way retarded people who attend community colleges spell "deodorant".

Look, that retard spelled deodorant like "deoderant".

by x-cali-bar May 8, 2009

Decade Debauchery

A diverse dozen of drunken deviants.

The clerk at the liquor store looked at his empty shelves and proclaimed "Decade Debauchery must be at it again"

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

deoderant

The greatest invention of mankind.

Yo, whoever invented deoderant was smart cause now I don't stink.

by A random somebody September 21, 2005