Dave

A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.

Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.

Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.

Person #1: Classic Dave.

by PumpernicklePower January 20, 2017

rapid dave

Speedy Gonzales's urban american equivalent. He lives in the city and wears a baseball cap instead of a sombrero.

"Qucikly, Quickly, Quickly! Run Fast! Run Fast! Quickly!"
-Rapid Dave

by Missing Waldo January 12, 2008

Dodgy Dave

I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL HIM DODGY DAVE!!!!!

Dodgy Dave can’t keep his promises

by BrickyPhone September 10, 2021

Dave Gahan

A sexy white man who has tattoos that sings for Depeche Mode

I love Dave Gahan, his singing is like no other.

by jenaveve13 July 29, 2009

The Dave Chappelle

The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:

2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger

It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.

Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"

by Puedesducharlo October 9, 2011

Dave Chapelle

One funny ass person. said to be the new king of comedy by blender magazine. Has a very funny show on Comedy central. Starred in half baked, appaered in under cover brother and screwed. He has been funny for a long time but people have just started jumping on the bandwagon since his new show.

Dave chappelle is funny as hell.

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 18, 2005

Dave Drunk

Dave Drunk occurs when you have consumed alcohol to the point that you can no longer maintain the slightest level of social interaction. Common with anyone named Dave. Cause can be associated to actions such as chugging a bottle of Fireball.

Dave: Dude, what happened last night, I woke up on in my room with my boots on. Last I remember is nose diving into the fire.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.

by beersforyou February 11, 2010