Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.

When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."

by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012

davenport

davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that

person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man

by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022

dust the davenport

Licking a butthole

She wears a monocle now so she id Known to dust the Davenport.

by Coolmomdee May 12, 2018

Davenport school of the arts

One of the best schools And NOT THE WORST ^^^.. This school consests of some of the nicest kids and lovely adults
other then some one..smth.. but other then that DSA is one of the best schools out there. its basically Harvard but for elementary and middle school !11

i love my new school.
oh really? whats it called?
DSA or davenport school of the arts. its a pretty good school
thats good to hear.

by Brownywastaken February 18, 2025

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.

Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

Davenport

William unger

“Yo it’s chase Davenport” “no that’s just captain Quebec you Blau”

by CYKECYKE March 31, 2022

davenport

a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
‘extraordinary’

this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious

by dumpling27 June 4, 2022