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Applebees Date Rape Creepy 

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Captain Date Rape

A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.
People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!

Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!

Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR

Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!

Double Date Rape 

When two couples go on a double date, and one person from each couple gets raped. This rapee can either be a man or a woman.
J: Tell him if he can get Jake to come, you'll hang out with him.
R: Why??
J: So it can be a Double Date Rape.

Jake: Dude I was Double Date Raped last night.....

scotty g and his date rape trio

A 4 member r&b group whose front man is a dirty, smelly Armenian who drives a barretta. The band's name was conceived after a near death experiance in a pt cruiser.
Did you hear that scotty g and his date rape trio died in a car crash in fort Wayne?

mini-date rape 

when you give someone half a roofie because they're a midget
Look how hot that nugget is, I'm going to mini-date rape it!

Date-rapey

Feeling unusual after drinking random, opened drinks; a term used by inexperienced drinkers that blame their black outs on being roofied. Symptoms are described as headaches, pain, sleepiness, feeling delerious, partial numbness, loss of motor skills and/or brief periods of dyslexia
I was feeling a little date-rapey when I left the bar yesterday, which is strange because I only had two cocktails.
I felt all date-rapey after I drank that water some strange girl left at my house.
Date-rapey by Felonlicious March 17, 2013

Date Raper 

One who pocesses the face of a date raper
guy1: hey look over there
girl1: what?
Guy1: slips stuff into girls drink
girl2: Date Raper!!!!!
Date Raper by hueyfrman October 1, 2009