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by Immigrant Kid May 22, 2008

Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010

Dating Myself

To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.

"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."

-Quagmire

by Chosen Sloth October 12, 2009

Bedroom Dancing

To dance in your bedroom as if no one was watching.

Jimmy: Man, I worked up such a sweat bedroom dancing last night!

by Oodle October 9, 2008

Double Dating

When 2 cars driving side-by-side preventing other vehicle passing.

Man, I was 15 minutes late this morning because I was stuck behind a pair of double daters.

Whats going with the traffic? I bet you someone is double dating.

by Pluckyj March 5, 2009

Crunk Dancing

The term "Crunk" has been attributed a majority towards past African American slang and hold various meanings. It is believed that the use of the term came from the past tense form of the word 'crank', which was sometimes conjugated as 'crunk' in the Southern parts. Thus, if a person, event or party was hyped or 'cranked' - it was said to be 'crunk' in this case. (context credits partial to Wikipedia). This term slowly gained popularity and by the 1990s broke into mainstream success with the movement of modern hip-hop (still particularly in the south). In popular culture, dancing was and is a massive part of the hip-hop movement and a particular type of one of the many unique styles of hip-hop dancing embraced 'the crunk'. This dance involves a 'freestyle' attitude, often shown with an element of aggressive (often catorgorised as 'hardcore') and a 'wild' or natural 'loose' expression. It is characterised as one or several individuals freely moving in synchronization to the hip-hop rhythms or 'beat', yet is not embraced in an organised manner. Often individuals doing 'the crunk' or in the process of 'crunking' is presented with an unsequenced routine, involving rapid hyper-active gestures, particularly the swinging of arms and 'pumping' of fists; as well as sharp movements of the body in a non-intentional or harmful violent fashion.

"That brother over there is doing some hardcore crunking!"
"Have you seen me do 'the crunk'?"
"I love to do me some Crunk Dancing!"

by EvenAlmightyer September 3, 2012