gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

Dankle

When a guys dick is so huge he must tie it around his ankle to keep from stepping on it.

He walked funny because his Dankle was tied too tight

by Ira, Wendy, Scott, Jason June 14, 2009

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

Dangles

A person who uses their body in exchange for a chinese food, fast food, phone credit, bus/taxi fare, a Blackberry or most recently a Samsung

"She doesn't work yet she always eating Chinese food and got phone credit. Must be a dangles."

by 592dslim July 28, 2014

fanny dangles

1. An expression of annoyance(n)

2. As an adjective it can be used as a term for an annoying person

3. As a verb it can be used to describe the act of being annoying

1. 'Oh fanny dangles!'

2. 'Come over here you fanny dangler'

3. 'Stop fanny dangling around!'

by Maeve Shepdung June 24, 2004

dankies

'Dankies' or 'Danks' referring to any amount of dank nugget, the kind of bud that Snoop Dogg calls "sticky icky icky"

Yo whats up man, got any dankies?

by Happle Apple January 13, 2005

danglesac

The condition that occurs when a man's nut bag dangles out from the bottom of his shorts.

Tell Ramon to put some underpants on, he's got a horrible case of danglesac!

by madt December 14, 2006