Danish Oven

When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.
Christ, Homer just gave us the Danish Oven
by Yeggo June 07, 2007
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Illegal Danish

Short for Illegal Danish Super Snacks. Illegal Danish is 20 minute video featuring various scenes of World of Warcraft, the massively multiplayer online role playing game by Blizzard Inc., and it's characters, in several comical situtations.

The main plot of Illegal Danish features a mad scientist, or rather inventor gone alchemist that wishes to steal the Illegal Danish from a guild known as the Illegal Danish. Two guild members Basutei, a paladin, and Rasi, a druid, eventaully thwart the evil doctor's plan.

Illegal Danish features nearly 100 players, 10 voice actors, original score (over 15 tracks), and some of the best special effects ever seen in a fan-based creation. Over 1500 hours in the making, the new series includes some of the well known characters characters from "Zinwrath: The Movie."

It's was realeased on 3-1-2006. And features the voice stylings of Clint Hackleman, Derek Hackleman, Amanda Baker, Kris Haughey, Kevin Haughey, Ben Bullock. It was also directed and written by Derek Hackleman, and Clint Hackleman. Lastly, the original score was written by Clint Hackleman.

Illegal Danish was entered in the 2006 Xfire Blizzard contest and won the following; 1st Place Best Comedy, 2nd Place Best Dance, 1st Place Best Music, 1st Place Best Editing and Special Effects, 1st Place Best Dialogue, and 1st Place Best Action Scene.
Illegal Danish is a World Of Warcraft fan movie.
by Jillie T. January 19, 2007
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Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.
by Oh En Three Pea October 08, 2018
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Danish Stallion

When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.
Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.

He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.
by Orctonk January 30, 2022
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Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
by Anal Patisserie December 27, 2020
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danish giraffe

A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.
Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.
by giraffe-o February 28, 2017
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adam danish

adam means the first person ever created by god

danish means smart af
im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought
by apfkxndjfjdifjf November 22, 2021
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