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by Duzzo May 16, 2022
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Dandeman

A rude, buff, low educated man that often has a beard and who would order spareribs and a big* beer, often a man but can also be a woman, if a woman is extremely Dande she is "Kip Salade" (Dutch for Chicken salad) Dande is a mix between the english synonym "Roadman" and the Dutch synonym "Tokkie"
Oh Danilo? Thats just such a Dandeman ofcourse he would beat his girlfriend and have 5 rape allegations!

That person is incredible Dande! that is such a dande thing to do! Omg Dande!
by Spacemanspiffmanspace July 5, 2024
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dancerbate

verb: To dance like a dork to a gay anthem in a way that resembles someone masturbating two men simultaneously.

noun: Someone who dances like a dork to a gay anthem in a way that resembles masturbating two men simultaneously.
The president of the United States dancerbated on-stage to a song by the Village People. This is why he is referred to as a dancerbate by his critics.
by Grammer Pulice November 30, 2024
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dancerbate

verb: To dance like a dork to a universally recognized gay anthem in a way that resembles someone masturbating two men simultaneously.

noun: Someone who dances like a dork to a universally recognized gay anthem in a way that resembles someone masturbating two men simultaneously.
The president of the United States dancerbated on stage while a song by the Village People was playing.

Elon Musk suspended my account because I called the president a dancerbate on Twitter (now known as X).
by Grammer Pulice November 30, 2024
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Dangerwank

The act of calling out your sisters name half way through a wank, then trying to blow your load before she walks in and catches you in the act.
Ripper is one dirty bastard. Lastnight he told me he had a dangerwank and his sister caught him. Dirty cunt. Lost on purpose.
by MiceKrotum69 March 25, 2025
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Spectral Dangerwank

Wanking while in close proximity or currently being spooked by a ghost.
I was just wanking in my room when all of the sudden I was spooked by a ghost, guess it turned out to be a Spectral Dangerwank.
by Ipomcea August 6, 2018
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