dakota lewis

to walk longer than any human has ever walked

holy hell! dakota lewis you walked all the way down there????? yea so? screw you i got my jorts bitch

by sam nance September 2, 2009

Dakota Access Pipeline

When you have a prolapsed anus and you insert it into a vagina and shit

"ey brotamo I gave La-a a Dakota access pipeline last night. I probably will never see her again

by Sharqueefa April 15, 2017

dakoholic

a person who loves, protects, and supports Dakota Johnson at all costs

Me: I love Dakota Johnson so much. She's my idol and i'll support her no matter what!
Friend: You are a true Dakoholic.

by Winter glaze5666 February 20, 2018

The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

Pierre South Dakota

a very small comunity in south dakota, witch also serves as the state capitol. there isnt much to do here,alot of people drink and smoke marijuanna.also here are cops who like to flip cars by hiting them a block away from the school.one of the major highlights of this town is,walmart

pierre south dakota is rather booring....but oh wait there's wallmart!!!

by Mel LeVeque May 2, 2008

Dakota

A guy who is a total romantic. He has vivid imaginations of how he wants to have a relationship. Always nice, possibly tall, but always too much in both those categories. Girls he falls in love with are few and far between because he wants the best relationship for both of them. He is so nice that he will often put other peoples' wants before his own. he will help others be happy even if he is on the verge of suicide. This guy is a kinda awkward guy to hang around with at first because he doesn't have much to say. But once you know him, he is a pretty fun guy.

Girl 1: That Dakota kid is so awkward...
Girl 2: Well once you get to know him he's pretty cool.
Girl 3: Yea, he told me about his romantic views. He's such a sweet heart!

by EluveitieGojiraAgalloch September 21, 2013

North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon

The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.

Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.

by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010