da fuck

HUH?
What the HECK?
what in the world?
short form of "What the fuck?"

commonly used when trying to understand something incomprehensable

Ikurama Masato the foreign exchange student from japan read the newb's post in the forum / chat room and proclaimed "da fuck isu hi tarukin abaato? yuusu riaru engirishu idiato!" and promptly began typing his insulting reply.

by Haberdasher April 6, 2005

What da fuck chuck?

Questioning with great expression somthing somone has said.

Dude#1: dude, my ex-girlfriend got a sex change...

Dude#2: What da fuck chuck?!?!?!?

by MR.MYSTERIO. March 30, 2009

DaFuckSheSay Phobia

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.

Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia

by Bawinganut November 27, 2018

dafucisyoutalkinabout

What the hell are you on CBandzz

My name is CBandzz dafucisyoutalkinabout

by CBandzz January 12, 2021

da'fuck

another way of saying what the fuck but shorter

did you here david asked out that chick?

da'fuck? i though he was gay

by lolcopt3r February 16, 2010

Dofuckingval

A subject maniacally obsessed with the "Metal Gear Solid" video game franchise. Only requires 48 minutes of sleep to function at maximum capacity while working, attending class, reading countless bullshit novels, and repeatedly beating the same video games in hopes of encountering "Alternative" endings.

"Man, I didn't get much sleep last night. I only got about 48 minutes of it...DOFUCKINGVAL."

"Yo, I just beat "Metal Gear Solid" for the 54th time and the ending is still the same..DOFUCKINGVAL."

by Gel snake January 7, 2013

da fuck

Words to express confusion over a situation and/or comment.

Hello! I really like that one strand of hair on your head!

Da Fuck?

by Domino November 3, 2002