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daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.
X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!
by st louie July 18, 2006
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daffodilitis

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.
Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."
by Nevada January 26, 2006
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daffy-nition

1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.
his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.
by ok-Doke March 16, 2008
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Daffaro

Daffaro is a person of riddles, he keep his feelings and thoughts on his own. But, he is a genuine person and always cared for the people around him. Daff, let's go on a night ride together when we're back in Jakartaa!
Where are the good places in Indonesia?
Idk, just asks Daffaro
by 4miiya December 3, 2021
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daffy'd up

'all my my crew daffy'd up'
by KROOK 1 April 10, 2009
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daffern

People with this last name are known for their excellent sense of style regarding lawn maintenance. They are ferns. They speak. All I hear are da ferns. You can see them in the wild by their significant red hair. Brown haired Daffern's however are not to be trusted and will bring bad luck upon your family.
Why are Daffern's on our lawn
by BigBadBrunB December 10, 2016
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Tarantula on a Daffodil

1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.
After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.
by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012
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