culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.
I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.
by MarianneM February 24, 2017
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Culinary Chameleon

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.
Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."
by wolfishmass November 25, 2023
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Culinary Warcrime

A meal, usually made by someone stoned out their gourd, that would have been better off having never been made, as the recipie is a horrid amalgamation of ingredients that combines into a terrible clusterfuck of a dish
Stoner A: Bruh, i made a burrito with deli sliced turkey, green beans, spicy cheetos, and so much cheese... bruh you shouldve tried it its so good
Stoner B: my good bitch thats a culinary warcrime
by faeonic August 31, 2022
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