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Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD) 

The inability to correctly identify food visually
Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

International Culinary Voyeurism 

A fetish for watching women (or people) in foreign countries cook food, in the wilderness mostly (but not limited to it), while clothed, half-dressed, or naked. This fetish can be achieved both in person as a foreigner or via mediums like vlogging, live streaming or video chatting.
I love watching Tiffany Silver's videos! I really does it for my international culinary voyeurism!

culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex
Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.
culinarysex by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

culinarium 

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.
I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!
culinarium by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

CO - Cullinary Orgasm 

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced when eating something that is truely amazing, usually resulting from stimulation of the taste buds and usually accompanied by a "hmmmmmm" sound.
2. Most the time a CO is caused by partaking in a cullinary good that catches the eater off guard and is particularly amazing causing a reaction called the Cullinary Orgasm or "CO"
1.After tasting the carrot cake cheese cake that Ivy had made for the first time, Adam paused as he had a "CO - Cullinary Orgasm" and let out a slow deep "hmmmmm that's amazing"
2.Laura bragged to her girlfriends that the roast she had made gave her husband a "CO"
3. Allan slowed down to enjoy the taste of the sushi with watermellon pop rocks that topped the dinner off with the big "CO"

culinarista 

a person who loves culinary delights, by like a barista prefers to create delights rather just consume them.
Jaimie is such a culinarista these days. He's doing "come dine with me" at his place this Friday.

She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.
culinarista by jersee April 1, 2011