mid-shower crisis

when in the middle of a shower all of a sudden you have to shit so you run to the toilet all wet and take a dump

joe was taking a hot shower when a mid-shower crisis hit him out of nowhere.

by Mr.CM December 17, 2009

Half-Life Crisis

That overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the Half-Life games.

Man, I just finished Half-Life 2 and now I have nothing to do. I feel so empty. I think I'm going through a Half-Life crisis.

by Cypher Seven July 24, 2012

mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."

by belikecat January 9, 2010

mid-day crisis

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

by whereismymind? May 11, 2010

mid-wife crisis

When a married woman with kids hits 40, decides its a good time in her life to attempt re-living her 20s, bails on her marriage of multiple years and proceeds to dive off the deep end of craziness, partying, and dating any guy who will pay attention to her.

Dude, don't talk to that chick. She's gone insane, and she's knee-deep in a mid-wife crisis!

by awestruck September 3, 2013

mid, mid-life crisis

A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.

Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.

by Awesomes007 April 27, 2006

crisis beard

When a normally clean shaven man forgoes shaving during a crisis, so that others around him know that he is fully engaged in resolving the crisis and not worrying about minor things like hygiene

The situation must be serious, because Bob is developing one heck of a crisis beard.

by Stoic Leader October 3, 2013