An obscure, undocumented creature typically originating from folklore . Typically mythological in nature, but not necessarily supernatural , their existence is only recognized as pseudoscience .
by PSUEDONAME July 3, 2018
Get the Cryptid mug.A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.
Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!
John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.
John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.
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A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'
Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
by Joasia April 15, 2007
Get the crypdick mug.An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.
'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'
'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'
'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'
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