cryerd

When you are so tired that all you can do is cry. Most commonly used in conjunction with infants.

Baby Emma is so cryerd, she should have had a longer nap!

by yellalot18 July 2, 2018

Cryersault

1) When you cry and somersault at the same time.
2) A fancy word for faceplant.

Person 1: *Faceplants.*
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: I'm fine, I just did a cryersault.

by Sans the Lucario August 1, 2018

cryteria

1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.

Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

cranerection

a boner of one's mind, a stroke of genuis

"woah, hitler did NOT have a cranerection."

by cranerection October 21, 2019

Croner

When the flood of endorphins that comes from crying gives you a boner.

I opened up and started crying, and it gave me a massive croner!

by Havoc457 March 15, 2021

Crybermelio

A famous/kinda of video star editor.
best editor in the world.

Crybermelio is a amazing editor.

by Crybermelio April 26, 2021

Cryneshia

Real Ahh Bihhh GAF BOUT A DUDE!!!!

I Cryneshia Don’t Care

by CeeLuu June 5, 2021