hollow crouton

a term of offense, often used in jokingly making fun of somebody or something.

person 1: what’s up?
person 2: the sky lol you noob
person 3: no, it’s the ceiling you hollow crouton

by yeehaw bandit January 3, 2019

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Crutinous

Something distasteful, unpleasant, undesirable or untrue.

Man, thats a load of godamn crutinous boy.

or

That girl is so crutinous.

Can also be used as an expletive when upset, eg:

I broke my ipod. Crutinous!

by Evergreen1970 May 21, 2009

Crouton

Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.

You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton

by CroutonKing March 1, 2011

Crouton

Something you put in cup a soup.

Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.

by Darren McWilliam February 29, 2008

crouton

A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.

Who says croutons aren't a meal?

by IJustAteAllYoCroutons! May 12, 2004

crotch crouton

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.

It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.

by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007