crapitalism

quick-and-dirty uber-profits for the filthy stinking rich - and total crap for all the rest of us.

Here in the USA crapitalism has caused the world's largest gap between the super-rich lifestyles of the those at the top, and the steadily degenerating living conditions of the vast majority, while landfills continue to overfill with the broken, poorly-made junk that constitutes the "affordable" products for the masses.

by VirgoGrrrlie January 21, 2011

crapitalism

Sloganistic derivative of "capitalism", sometimes seen in graffiti and on placards.

Crap + capitalism = crapitalism.

Smash crapitalism!

by annoyed anarchist May 7, 2004

Crepitate

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!

by Ninde February 8, 2005

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

Crapicles

Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.

"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."

by bina and aisha May 24, 2005

Chupies

The act of getting oral sex. The equivalent of head.

Hey Sarah, how about you give me some chupies tonight?

by Redman5774 April 4, 2009