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Crunklecunt

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.
That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.
by G. Smiley January 15, 2011
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Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.
Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)
by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017
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Crungle

When you grab something so hard it breaks into tiny little pieces and then you die; when you curl toes so hard they break off.
MY TOES ARE BEING CRUNGLED😰
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Crunckle

The sound of something being squashed or crumbled.
The paper made a crunckle sound.
by Your mom's dealer January 14, 2022
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Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce
That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher
by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019
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indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.
I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect
by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017
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Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.
Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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