Chumswaggle

A "Chumswaggle" (also known as chumswiggle and chumswaggow in other dialects) is a two or more person action that occurs when one person lifts his or her left leg in air while sitting, standing or lying down and then whatever follows from other particapants is a chumswaggle. There are many variations of the standard chumswaggle. Lifting your right leg instead of your left results in a "Yankee Chumswaggle" named after Americans choice to drive on the right side of the road (Chumswaggle originates from Britain, where they drive on the left, hence the left leg.) There is also the "Trans-Atlantic Chumswaggle" which is when you raise both your legs in the air. At this point you are prepared for anything to follow, whether it be a handshake, a massage, or sex anything can be a chumswaggle. In addition, there is also the "Butterfly Chumswaggle," the "Monkey Style," the latter requiring the chumswaggler to be hanging from something and the "Wheelbarrow," which tends to be more of a sexual nature.

"Doris liked to greet her gentlemen callers with a good chumswaggle."

"We chumswaggled all night."

"She gave me a proper, old fashioned chumswaggle."

"Don't just stand there, CHUMSWAGGLE!"

by P.316 January 30, 2010

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

cruise control

To be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. You often stare into space. You may daydream, but most of the time you aren't really thinking about anything. You may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
This can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
It may involve drug use.

The term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal

Ever since my brother killed himself, I've been totally out of it: I'm on cruise control.

by knights08 November 1, 2005

crimsix

A mother fucking boss at call of duty and is a amazing pro player

"That guy crimsix is a boss"

by biggie2844 October 8, 2015

King Crimson

A King Crimson moment is where times seems to be erased

example:
*Goes to bed at 8:10*
*closes eyes for what feels like a second*
*opens eyes and it's now 8:20*
"I just got King Crimsoned"

by the ramble man September 24, 2019

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

doobie cruise

Driving around in a car while smoking a marijuana cigarette. Usually done in a neighborhood.

Me and JD are about to go for a doobie cruise, you comin with?

by Big Poppy November 5, 2007