Cunt Crud

When after intercourse, the Vaginal Juices dry and your shaft, pubic hair and scrutum are covered with a mucus-like substance which is quite sticky, until bone-dry, then appearing like dandruff.
I nailed this chick last night, but i got a wicked deposit of Cunt Crud.
by in4GBH May 25, 2009
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ass crud

Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.
I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.

The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.
by Hcaz Sakraf February 14, 2008
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cruise crud

The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.
Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.
by ChadleyMeow September 4, 2016
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crud nuggets

A term used when feeling mighty mad at ones self or because of something. Often used by teens, yet adults catch on pretty fast.
Me: Crap, I lost my phone again! Crud nuggets!!!

Mom: Oh, I dropped that glass! Crud nuggets!!!

Me: Mom, your so freakin outdated! Use different words for once, and stop jackin mine!!!!
by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011
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The Iraqi crud

A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion
Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter

Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud
by fat ass101 April 30, 2009
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Holy crud

An exclamation used in a suprising situation, usually with negative circumstances for the speaker.
"Thank goodness, those clowns almost got me--HOLY CRUD THEY'RE STILL HERE!"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
by Kazyan September 30, 2006
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Lip Crud

That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.
Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?
by Toenail_Enthusiast May 14, 2018
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