crotchmonkey

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.

you are an extreme crotchmonkey.

by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

crotchular

of or relating to the crotch area

Did you see that hole in Lucy's pants?! It was crotchular!

by Lucy C. September 18, 2006

crotchdust

A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.

Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.

by Bartina March 14, 2008

Crotchular

Pertaining to the area around and including the gentials.

"He had some weird stuff going on the crotchular region, I had to get out of there."

by fearofbirds May 6, 2009

crotchmasking

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.

"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009

crotchbulge

1. (noun) A slang term synonymous with crapping one's pants.

My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!

by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

crotchmonger

some one how hordes crotches, or a Gay

Connor O'Mara is such a crotchmonger.
Connor O'Mara likes it when the crotchmongers visit him.

by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006