Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

Copulation

The amount of retired law enforcement in a particular city or town.

noun

I want to discover the copulation in the town I’m hoping to retire in.

by SK1957 November 12, 2018

Copulation

The amount of police populating a certain area.

Main street is has a high copulation.

by Stag211 November 3, 2021

Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.

I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022

cromulations

The flapping and clapping of one's butt cheeks during the act of passing wind.

His cromulations were extra bubbly, so he knew he should go to the bathroom now or risk an incident.

by archiweirdo January 5, 2023

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021