Crodders

When you're so fucked that you are quadriplegic but also can't speak. Root word: qraudrapweegic

Mate im feeling fucken crodders, can you please wipe my bum for me?

by Sillyoldgaff February 9, 2023

Micheal Crowder

A short term for Small Penis.

Your such a Micheal Crowder

by PRIMARYSORCES November 9, 2018

Gunshot Crowder

In relation to something or someone that suddenly becomes overly popularised and gathers a huge following of people who don't know what they're talking about (usually due to the media). So named after

Spider-Man's Uncle Ben. Nobody cared who he was while he walked home in the streets, but the second he gets shot a crowd of people who are unimportant to him suddenly gather thinking they are helping when they're actually just in the way.

"Your girlfriend is a huge Avengers Endgame fangirl, even though she's never seen any of the previous films? Wow, Such a gunshot crowder"

by bUrLaP bUtChEr March 13, 2021

Crooner

An angry old bint or shriv who shouts at people for doing nothing wrong

Grandpa Edward is a right old croon/crooner

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 2, 2021

cooder

cooder is a prime example of a stinky ass butt hole.

Oh my god did you smell the cooder on that fat bitch.

by Dr GonZo August 17, 2003

Crowder

The inability to get out of a sand trap.

Man, I kept hiting it into the lip and it kept rolling back into the sand trap. I really Crowdered that sand trap.

by UB Wan kanobee August 13, 2011

Crowder’s Law

The worse the content is, the more of an audience it attracts.

(Coined by Lukav)

Man #1: Jesus Christ, how did this Ben Shapiro video get over a million views in 24 hours? It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched!
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.

by Benjamin Pepino Lime February 25, 2021