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Criterion

adjective used to describe something completely awesome; greatest of the great.

A nerd reference to The Criterion Collection, a company founded in 1984 that distributes "authoritative" consumer versions of important classic and contemporary films by many of the world's most important directors.
Mom, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving. That meal was totally Criterion.

Believe me, Sarah is a Criterion lay.
by cheecheejotchers February 27, 2009
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Shonda Crimes

A person who is known for leaving the fandom they 'own' in turmoil for example;
writing in a plane crash that kills two of the most loved and shipped characters,
splitting up a ship and pairing them with the most disgusting characters,
even just not giving the fandom enough sex scenes of their ships.
Shonda Crimes ran away to Scandal leaving us Grey's fans with boring rubbish season 10.

Why the hell has Shonda Crimes left us heart broken again?

Stop being a Shonda Crimes.
by Shondaland Is My Home December 8, 2013
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criteria

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability will be our main criteria.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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war crimes

You average ignoramus will remember 3 facts about WW2:

- The Japs bombed Pearl Harbour
- Hitler killed 6 million jews
- The Allies won

I could ramble on for years about my WW2 knowledge as I've read hundreds of books by various authors - American, British, French, Chinese, Russian, German, Japanese... and one fact stands out from all - the victor dictates popular history, ie. that which is published in text books, general facts that people can recall etc. etc.

War crimes and atrocities were indeed committed by both Allied and Axis soldiers. The Allies won the war, therefore dictated popular history. Ever thought it strange that Allied troops "didn't" commit war crimes, and those that did were documented were only Russian? That's a combination of post war/Cold war propaganda. Most people never heard of British troops mercilessly gunning down French civilians who were looting dead Allied troops, or Americans executing Poles and Ukranians fighting for the Germans, Canadians executing German tank crews after fierce restistance at Caen, American Jews nailing captured German officers to barn doors and bayonetting them...

We all know what atrocities the Germans and Japanese committed and I am in no way saying they were distorted or made up... just know that Allied troops didn't exactly come home smelling of roses
396,000 Germans went missing after VE day
by Open minded March 29, 2004
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Criteria

I bet that homie Uniboob has never even been around a Criteria, let alone know where it is
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*cries*

Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.
h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.

jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*
by toee September 20, 2006
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Crikes

A shocked emotion, normally in a stressfull situation involving a large challenge ahead
*Comes accross a big willy* "oh crikes"
*Comes accross a big hill* "CRIKES"
by Yaz Taylor May 16, 2019
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