The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

Cricketing

The simple act of slipping into bed and rubbing your legs together to enjoy the comfy, coziness.

"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

Crickets

When you prove someone wrong and they have no response.

My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.

by jackel_inthebox April 14, 2006

Crickets

The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.

Person 1: "That's what your mum said last night..."
*Everyone Silent*
Person 2: "CRICKETS!"

by Wilse July 16, 2007

Crickets

To have a joke or comment followed by a silence substantial enough to make the chirping of crickets audible.

"Hey, I got your moms phone number, and I called it", "God damn thats crickets"

by Cokehead December 23, 2002

The Cricket

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016

Cricket

When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.

Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"

by Supermarket Worker February 26, 2011