Ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery changed

Your ghetto cricket is hungry for a nine volt.

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

Jiminy Cricket

A mixed drink consisting of lager beer, bourbon, lime juice, and sugar.

"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket

by Pernicious Lim October 1, 2018

Mud Cricket

A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.

Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.

by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off June 1, 2016

chicked

When a woman outperforms a man in a physical activity, such as biking, hiking, or skiing, where normally a man should outperform the woman.

"Wow, she sure finished the trail way before me"

"Dude, you got chicked!"

by TMGuy February 21, 2009

Cracked off the beat

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.

Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!

by Narakgar September 8, 2019

buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008