Credman

'Credman' pronounced 'Cred-Man' or 'Gangjaaa'.
A very very very game man, only the best of the best achieve this title 'Credman'.

'Hi is that Credman'?

'No ITS A GAAAAMMEEEE MAN'
'Isn't that the same thing?'
'OH YEH LOLaloaloaloalolol, GANGJAAAA'

by Myeee October 21, 2009

Social credit score

The score relating to the complete joke of a system (social credit) designed by China to get rid of the few personal freedoms the people of China had in the first place. This credit score system is also the reason why famous wrestler John Xina always seems to be eating China's booty cheeks and denying Taiwan exists and not calling Xi Jing Ping the stinky winnie the poo poo that he is.

Person 1, on twitter: in my opin-

Government official:

⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠

事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Person 1: okay :(

by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021

credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

French Credit Card

When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.

Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.

by Jacquesassstink November 4, 2012

Bed Cred

Bed Cred is like having street cred but in the sack. For instance if you pull off a high skill or high risk maneuver such as the shocker, the rear admiral, a threesome or a white sanchez then you've earned some bed cred. Bed cred can also be earned by going above and beyond to please the other partner(s) involved.

Hey man check it, I was with this girl last night and I gave her the shocker and 3 orgasms!

Nice man. I'd say you just earned a healthy chunk of bed cred.

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

red cred

An act or display that re-enforces your status as a potential redneck.

Man, when Johnny whipped out that role of duct tape, I knew he'd just way upped his red cred.

by lacklusterlackey September 16, 2009

street credible

Adj. Possessing or displaying a high level of street (i.e., ghetto) credibility. Authentically urban.

Kevin: Did you see Robin's new iced-out spinners?
David: Yeah, she is so street credible.

by d-mizzle fo shizzle January 16, 2011