Catching the crazy turkey

An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.

We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.

by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014

Catshit Crazy

Catshit Crazy definition #2:
what your cat is being (or going), late at night, when it's all hyper & running around the house. meanwhile, you are trying to sleep & the cat is making hella noise.

What's all that ruckus? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Oh that's just "Mr. Whiskers" going catshit crazy.

by Lorenzo Zamboni May 4, 2016

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014

Catshit Crazy

When someone randomly throws scoops of their cats shitpit (litter tray) out the window at randoms or at specific people or business's.

Omg he's reached a whole higher level of bat shit crazy, he's catshit crazy, time to dodge the cat poo

by Jersey Cream August 8, 2016

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015