crapspackle

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.

Don't give me that crapspackle.

by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008

Chapstick whore

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.

Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."

by dats2dope December 10, 2009

cragstack

The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.

"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."

by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007

Crapticle

An article that is crap

I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders

by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008

craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010