crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

crapetarian

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist

Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”

by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021

gothic chapel

A superfluous house of worship; too small to be a cathedral, too gaudy to be conducive to prayer or meditation. The end product of too much ambition and too little ability.

You got married in a gothic chapel? That explains a lot.

by Wodn May 4, 2009

Herve Chapelier

French handbag designer that offers a selection of shoulder bags, travel tots, briefcases, backpacks and make up bags. Similar style as Longchamp. More noticeably known for his waterproof nylon canvas bag in a 2 tone color, called the 925N model. All Hervé bags are distinct with a green brand tag sewed on the side of each item. The most popular bag is a large shoulder bag with black nylon straps, closed with a 2 way zipper on the top, always in 2 colors, for the bottom and sides. Roomy enough for school books, gym, diaper and shopping. Can easily be cleaned with a toothbrush, soap and water, hang to dry.
Very popular in Europe, gained recognition around year 2000 in Nothern/East parts of the USA. Worn by young higschool girls, or college students.
Usually linked to a preppy style and higher class students. The bag is worth around 100$+ US.
Sold in fashion departements such as Bloomingdale's, Saks, Delfino as well as Hervé boutiques in Europe.
Hervé Chapelier bags are easy to find on the web for discounted prices.

When I was a young girl, all the rich girls at my private school wore an Herve Chapelier!

by KatyaPower March 5, 2007

Wesley Chapel

A town north of Tampa. Filled with luxury ass houses for those who wanna pretend to be rich when they actually have a miserable ass life. There ain’t nun to do in Chapel. The closest form of entertainment include two malls, with surprisingly cool shoe stores, and a crystal lagoon. Basically a big ass fuckin pool. There are three high schools, Wesley Chapel High, Wiregrass High and Cypress High. Wiregrass looks like Harvard compared to the other two, but that ain’t sayin much. It’s also home to mfs who try to act tough and pretend to be from the hood, except they’re white, rich and live off they parents credit card. Ok Tanner, I see u a thug, now pull up to Temple Terrace and say the n word like that, u finna have a clip emptied on ur head.

“Where u from g?”
“Oh im from Tampa”
“Oh shit, fr my man, what part??”
“Wesley Chapel”
“Get the fuck outta my face😐”

by RileyFreeman April 25, 2021