Skip to main content

crackplot

(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.
Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.
mugGet the crackplot mug.

Crackbot

A person who trolls the internet looking for people, ideas, information or organizations to drag back to a forum they belong to so forum members can ridicule, cyber-bully, harass, defame or insult their target with distortions, falsehoods, or character assassination, and engage in other acts of malice.
There are a lot of crackbots on the James Randi Educational Foundation Forum who pretend to be experts on critical thinking skills when it is clear from what they post that most members do not know the first thing about critical thinking.

Julio spent two hours screaming in my ear about how stupid some physicist was when he saw an internet article about him filing a grant application for cold fusion research. Julio was just doing his usual crackbot routine. He knows nothing about physics.
by Exigent Mind December 9, 2012
mugGet the Crackbot mug.

crockpottery

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.
Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.
by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016
mugGet the crockpottery mug.

Crackpool

Different word for Blackpool which is a town located in North West of England. Used due to the fact that It's lovely residents are usually drug addicts, bike thieves and drug dealers.
John: Yo mate, are you coming to Blackpool.

Kevin: Nah bro, I ain't coming to Crackpool.
by UrbanResident April 5, 2019
mugGet the Crackpool mug.

Crockpot Hot Chocolate

When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.
I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.
by Walffleassing101 October 4, 2019
mugGet the Crockpot Hot Chocolate mug.

Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice
by Deeznuts February 2, 2017
mugGet the Turkish crockpot mug.

Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.
Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.
by Swat Team May 12, 2007
mugGet the Topping off the crockpot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email