cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

crackained

When someone is under the influence of Crack or Cocaine

i was going to take her home , but she was to crackained

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021

Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks

Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking

by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013

Cracking Pepper

The art of stroking and sucking a penis with a double hand motion just like actually cracking pepper.

The way she was cracking pepper had me curling my toes.

by Jjosuee August 20, 2016

Cracking Out a Cold One With The Boys

Typically used as a phrase relating to getting out some cold beers with friends. Also known as the magical phrase used to summon douches named similar to Clive or Greg.

Pretty hot today. Should we go down the pub, cracking out a cold one with the boys?

by WhiteSweater June 19, 2017

cracking

Another way of saying whats up

also its oftenly used by Kevin Nissanka

Whats Cracking Man?

by kamikazekev who hates goldberg December 29, 2008