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crack block

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock
Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!

Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--

Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?

Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!

Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?

Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
by Transformers3People0 December 26, 2010
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cockblocking roommate

Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko June 23, 2016
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Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
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cockblocktail

An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.
I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.
by fredcasa April 3, 2011
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Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.
by XanderALX March 11, 2009
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cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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Cockblocked By Association

When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.
"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010
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